Dead Seal
[Auralism Records, Land Shark]
One step away from musical ascension. Tearing the bass off your pants in a San Fransicco local band called LAND SHARK, and pressing EP licks on Auralism, Smash Hit, and Coma; this guy has the versatility of Ernest P. Waral movies (Know what I mean Vern?). An underground DJ defining the under belly of sex vs. cosmic orgasm. Working straight out of his house in the tranvestite, ghetto, trenches of the tenderloin in a studio that is attatched to his bed. A character amongst muppets and a gentlmen with the dolphins, this guy has more charisma than a buhdist monk. Which is a-lot of charisma. If this rennaisance man is doing anything more than picking his underwear from his ass you should find out what he's up to, cause life of this rock star status should be followed and pursued. And possibly touched. Anything with a DEAD SEAL stamp on it is 100% all origanal and from the heart and soul of Derrick Scotten Boyd. So sit back and get ready for nonstop downloads of rock, pop, and tech whatever from the next best thing in home and club entertainment.
